☠Fifth Reel: UGH, zombies... [PHONE]

[redcinemareel]

I simply detest soulless automatons. What's worse is that they are actually intelligent. Quite a nuisance.

If anyone needs me, I'll be...indisposed.

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[phone]

[onemantankapocalypse]

Indisposed, huh?

[redcinemareel]

Does that excuse not satisfy your pallet?

[onemantankapocalypse]

Not aiming to be satisfied. I can tell you're not saying the whole truth though.

[redcinemareel]

What good is the truth if no one will believe it in its entirety?

[onemantankapocalypse]

It's a good bit of information, whole or not, in this kind of situation.

[redcinemareel]

Saying any more would jeopardize my own safety. I'd rather not take that risk.

[onemantankapocalypse]

Went ahead and made a few enemies already?

[redcinemareel]

I'm talking about the zombies, of course. I do not go out of my way to make enemies.

[onemantankapocalypse]

They're living dead. Not exactly the biggest threat out there.

[redcinemareel]

Perhaps that's what the creators want us to believe.

[onemantankapocalypse]

If they want us to believe zombies are the biggest threat out there, then they're aimin' to trick idiots.

[redcinemareel]

It's always the idiots that fall first. That, and the brave.

[onemantankapocalypse]

Makes bein' a brave idiot hell.

[redcinemareel]

It will surely make for an entertaining show, at least.