48th sigh

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[A: Phone]

... Huh, that sure was a weird few days. Anyone else's head still spinning from whatever the heck it was that happened? Also, anyone else do anything that makes them feel really stupid?

[B: At the law office. Kyon is leaning back in his chair staring at the ceiling. He appears to be deep in thought, so he may not notice you until you talk to him.]

[C: 3477 Erwin Road, locked to Haruhi]

Hey, uh... About the other day...

Comments

Phone

[mal_addict]

Luckily I didn't get hit by...whatever that was. I did get to enjoy watching other people act like idiots, though.

Re: Phone

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Sigh...]

Lucky you.

(I on the other hand, completely forgot my girlfriend existed. And she took it pretty hard...)

[mal_addict]

[Poor dear]

What did it do to you?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, it wasn't as bad as some cases, but I had pretty much no idea who the heck Haruhi was. ... It was really awkward.

[mal_addict]

...Ah.

I strongly suggest you grovel. Lots. That might help. I think humans like chocolates, so you could try giving her those.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

R-right... I'll make sure to keep that in mind then...

[mal_addict]

You know, in case she remains annoyed at you for forgetting her existence.

[Look at me, I'm helping!]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Yeah, I kind of guessed that's what it was for.

[mal_addict]

I thought you might need it spelling out.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Thanks?

[mal_addict]

[Cheerfully] You're welcome.

So how goes your new life in this big scary world as an adult?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Honestly, it's pretty boring. Law offices are pretty dull.

[mal_addict]

No amazing cases to crack, huh?

[extraordinarily]

[Nope, not talking to you. And totally still ignoring you.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Oi, Haruhi.

[extraordinarily]

What?

[Completely glaring at you now, Kyon. Even if she doesn't remember what made her so upset -- besides him forgetting her -- she's still pissed.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'm sorry?

(... Even though it technically wasn't even my fault.)

[extraordinarily]

"I'm sorry" doesn't cut it, Kyon.

[She looks away, folding her arms over her chest, displeased.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What should I say then?

(... Mal's chocolate suggestion is looking pretty good right now.)

[extraordinarily]

It's not about what you say!

[Totally jabbing a finger at his face.]

It's about what you do.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Okay, what should I do then?

[extraordinarily]

Do I have to tell you everything?

[Haruhi places her hands on her hips, disappointed.]

I'm not your mother.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

No, you're not. And I'm not a mind reader.

[extraordinarily]

If you can't figure it out, then maybe we should break up.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

H-hey, you're kidding, right?

(... Well, she's known to be unpredictable.)