024

[werejew]

[For some reason or another, you're walking by 1667 Nelson Street. The first thing you'll notice is that the Major is hanging from a lamp post, decked out in his Nazi best. Upside down, actually, by a rope tied to his ankles. Annie is sitting in a lawn chair next to him, smoking nonchalantly. There is a metal baseball bat at her feet; the bat has a few nails driven through it. There is also a paper sign next to her: THREE SWINGS, FIVE CENTS

Batter. Fucking. Up.]

(Order is your character -> annie -> major. enjoy.)

Comments

[acuity]

[ on her way home from school... and then just stopping and staring because WHAT... ]

[werejew]

[waving and smiling]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

Good day young lady!

I hope you're doing well.

[acuity]

What's going on? Why is he upside-down like that!

[ SERIOUSLY THAT DOESN'T LOOK COMFORTABLE... ]

[werejew]

So lucky motherfuckers like you can get the chance to beat his fucking head in with a bat!

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

My, quite an introduction to the young lady you've never met before.

I'm sure it paints a wonderful picture of you.

[acuity]

Why would anyone want to do something like that? Untie him...!

[ BIG DARN MORALS MOMENT, she tries examining the tree for ways to get the Major down 8| ]

[werejew]

Um. No.

[yeah she's just gonna stand up now]

How about we not fucking do that.

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

[The Major just smiles at the girl.]

What a gracious young lady you are. But I'm afraid you'll find the woman here to be rather...disagreeable.

[acuity]

[ juuust stopping and looking between the two worriedly. ]

Is there something wrong? I don't quite understand.

[werejew]

Okay, basically, he's a crazy asshole murderer, and untying him is a stupid fucking idea. Got it?

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

And she is a murderer as well.

I would suggest leaving, miss.

[acuity]

[ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE. she frowns and shakes her head a little. ]

Are you really telling the truth? Both of you?

[werejew]

I'm telling the truth. He's being a dickhead. [as that means he's not telling the truth too...]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

We are indeed both telling the truth.

I'm afraid you've come into the presence of quite unsavory company.

[He has to fight back his chuckling. And he does, but just barely.]

[acuity]

I... can see that. But even if what you're both saying is true, I still think it's too cruel to leave him hanging up there!

... In my opinion, that is!

[werejew]

Well, that's your opinion, and I respect that. I mean, that's some fucking stupid-ass bullshit, but I respect it.

[she takes the bat herself and jabs him with the blunt end of it] And stop telling bullshit about me to the nice people, dick.

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

Then I'll make sure not to.

Young lady, if you have the chance, stop by the roller rink and the trophy case they have their. See if you can find the name "Annie Goldstein" there.

[acuity]

I'll look for that, then. But in the meantime, we should still try to get you down!

[ UHHH... 8|a ]

... Maybe... we could... tie you to a chair instead.

[werejew]

How about you just go home? [wow did it get cold here suddenly

nope that's just annie's voice]