34th Blood | Cooking Mama!

[tsukihime]

[Action | 1486 Kramden]

[In the evening, when everyone comes home from their various schoolings or jobs or whatnot, they will return home to a horrible scene. The kitchen...the kitchen is destroyed. Not really destroyed as in the exploded or blown up sense, but it looks as if a mad scientist has been performing experiments in the kitchen.

Though, the end result is various plates full of...sugar cookies. She's even taken white frosting and made little pictures on each cookie. Things like moons and cats and even poorly drawn renditions of various people. Some of them even look like she was running out of ideas so they're just...random patterns.

For the time being, Arcueid's doing her best to clean everything up, and if anyone makes their presence known in the kitchen they will be asked to try cookies.

...just don't try the ones that are sitting near the garbage can. Those are not good cookies...and Ciel isn't allowed to know about them.]

[Phone | Unfiltered]

I made cookies! [Wow, this woman sounds way too excited about this, but the voice is assaulting you over the phones either way.]

I think I did a pretty good job. Actually, I think they're the best cookies ever. Does anyone wanna try?

[Around Town | Late Evening]

[Arcueid's going around town with some containers filled with sugar cookies! If she catches you, she's gonna make you try one. As for the taste...they're just sugar cookies. You can't really fuck that up despite the intense amount of work Arc had to put in to make them right. Still, they have cute little bad drawings/pictures on them!

Would you care for a cookie?]

Comments

around town

[atlasia]

[ Sion is questioning why Arcueid is randomly giving out cookies, clearly it's some type of prank. ]

Are they poisoned?

[tsukihime]

Who would even poison a sugar cookie? I don't even know how I'd do that.

Just try one!

[atlasia]

Someone who would want to try and hurt someone with a method no one would really think twice about.

I'll try one, but if anything happens I'm going to inform Ciel about this. [ Because Sion pointing and yelling really doesn't due much compared to Ciel taking action. ]

[tsukihime]

Jeeze, they're not poisoned.

Besides, wouldn't someone more worry about that out of you instead of me?

[atlasia]

I was just making sure, even if the chances of it being poisoned are quite low there is still a chance of it happening.

[tsukihime]

You'd be more likely to do that.

Why would I even poison anyone, anyway? I don't even have to resort to that.

[atlasia]

I would never do something like that, poison is a cheap shot.

I wouldn't be able to say, I don't know if you have any sort of enemy here that you would want to get rid of.

[tsukihime]

If there was anyone here I wanted to kill I wouldn't need poison.

Did you forget who you're talking to?

[atlasia]

I haven't forgot about the fact you're extremely powerful and could easily take me or anyone else out with little to no effort...

[tsukihime]

See? Then why would I poison anyone? That's just cowardly.

Now will you just eat one?

[atlasia]

Ok I'll have one.

[ and with that she finally takes a cookies and takes a bite out of it. ]

It's not that bad.

[tsukihime]

Really? You really think it's good?

[She said "not that bad," Arc...stop putting words in people's mouths.]

[atlasia]

I said not bad, it's not exactly the best cookie ever and there's room for improvement.

[ Says the person who can't cook. ]

[tsukihime]

Tch, what do you know about good food.

[Arcueid has now moved to pouting. She wanted criticism...but she really can't take it to begin with.]

[atlasia]

Cooking is simple if you know how to measure out what you need, and to follow what ever the recipe is. I'm sure if I never had the need to cook my food would turn out like it says it would in the recipe.

[tsukihime]

That's boring...and kind of stale and rigid.

[atlasia]

It's not boring, following the rules is the best way to avoid something unexpected happening while cooking.

[tsukihime]

But it's not how things evolve and get better!

If everything followed the rules all the time it would all just...stay the same forever and that's really boring.

[atlasia]

That might apply to humans but you're talking about food here. It's just a way for us to get the nutrition we need to survive.

[tsukihime]

It tastes good for a reason, though. You don't have to eat bland stuff just because it serves a purpose.

You can eat good stuff, too! Unless you're a boring stick in the mud, I guess.

[atlasia]

Would you stop with the stick in the mud comment, it's quite annoying.

Not everything is bland though, something could be high in vitamins and taste perfectly fine, like fruit and things of that nature.

[tsukihime]

Well, I don't even eat for that express purpose so I guess I can just enjoy all the good food I want!

You are kind of a stick in the mud, though. I'm not trying to be mean it's just a fact.

[atlasia]

It's not a fact, it's just your personal opinion.

[tsukihime]

Why are you arguing about it? I thought you liked being one or something.

[atlasia]

As I have had many times there is a difference between my personality and actions and someone who is a "stick in the mud". I don't think it fits and it's completely off.

If you're going to use a saying like that it should fit better.

[ Just don't question why Sion is giving you advice on how to use insults, it's the ocd kicking in. ]