[Poison Joke] - Extra Helpings Today!

[nyanpire]

[Backdated to April 20th - Afternoon, Around Mayfield]

[It was all the fault of that bucket of flowers at Ilsa's place, but that wasn't really so bad. Another day as a human? Okay! He liked being that cowboy guy. So he'd be himself, but also human, and it'd be fun!]

Nyaa, I'm human♪, huuuu-maaaaan♪, it's so nice-nice, gonna have a straaaawberry miiiiilkshake♪....

[So yeah, he's skipping through town, having a dandy time.]

[Same day, Malt Shop]

[Still, just because you look human doesn't mean the town thinks you're human. They're not letting him in to order that strawberry milkshake.

He is very sad. He is standing around outside and moping and pouting and whining. This wasn't a fun thing, after all.]

N-nyaaaaa, not faiiiiir....

Comments

[silver_reign]

-He was minding his own business, when this skipping fellow came in his general direction. He's just going to stick his foot out at the last minute to trip him and keep on walking... like nothing had happened at all...-

[nyanpire]

[And down he goes, folks! Skinning his left knee and bruising his palms in the process of hitting the pavement and catching himself.]

Nyaaaaaa! Ow! Ow ow ow!

[He looks around for what he might have tripped on, and spots that really really tall guy walking by. Did he... He didn't do something mean, did he? For now, he moves to a sit and nurses his skinned knee and looks at the man, quite the pitiful sight.

Skinned knees. He hadn't even imagined such a thing.]

[silver_reign]

-He stopped and looked over at the fallen youth.-

Oh, I'm sorry... did you trip? You know, you should be more careful... sometimes the sidewalks aren't as smooth as everyone thinks.

[nyanpire]

I tripped, nyaa!

[He looks at the sidewalk crossly.... and really, it seemed pretty smooth to him...]

It really hurts! It felt like... like I... like I bumped my leg into something, nyaa!

[...now he's starting to get a bit suspicious.]

[silver_reign]

Bumping your leg into something? Are you suggesting that I would've tripped you? How rude.

[nyanpire]

I... I...

[He gets to his feet, and nods rather crossly at the tall man.]

Nyaa! I'm suggesting that you DID! You must have, nyaa!

[And he hisses. Ooh, such big fangs for such a little mouth...]

[silver_reign]

Accusing me of something that you have no proof of? I've seen careless children fall down all the time.

[nyanpire]

Nyaaaaaa.... [Okay, now he's not exactly sure what's what, anymore.

Then why'd I trip? Nyaa, it wasn't on my own feet!

You're... you're kinda mean, nyaa.

[silver_reign]

Human children run and trip for no reason at all, other than their own feet getting in the way.

I'm hardly mean. I'm merely stating the truth.

[nyanpire]

Well, well, I'm nyot a human! I'm a vampire!

[More hissing! More fangs!]

[silver_reign]

Cute. I suggest you watch where you're going from now on, and pay attention to your attitude.

-Just going to smirk and walk away now. Wow. What a jerk.-

[nyanpire]

Nyaaaaa! You're MEAN!

[There's more hissing and even some yowling! But it doesn't add up to much. He doesn't chase. He turns away, and goes walks a little slower, fussing at his skinned knee.]