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Luke Triton ([personal profile] hintcoinplz) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-04-13 01:09 am

Puzzle 024 - Body swapped!

[307 Miller Street.]

[The first thing Luke notices when he wakes up is that this is not his real room. The second thing he notices is that the bed feels really small, and when he climbs out of bed and heads to the nearest bathroom he quickly discovers the reason why:



This is not his body. This is Death's body.

...Why is he in Death's body?!

He tries slapping himself awake, and when he realizes he can't, will just stare at himself in the mirror in horror. There are so many things wrong with this situation he doesn't even know where to start.]

[726 Anderson Lane.]

[Death!Luke has two reasons for being here: one being that this is probably where his real body is, and two being this is where he's supposed to live. To anyone who's still inside the house, it may just look like Death has once again invited himself into the house as usual, however considering what's all going wrong with Mayfield today? This Death might not be as he seems.

In any case, he's on the lookout for his real body.]

[Around Mayfield.]


[Well while he may be in the wrong body, Luke is going to abuse his new height and new powers by going out into public and shopping around at various stores. He's quick discovered that instead of walking he can just teleport where he wants to go instead, which is why whichever store you're in a large skeleton in a robe and scythe will just appear right in front of you.]

[In the park.]


[After he's had his fun, Death!Luke is sitting on a park bench, uncertain of what to do with himself now. Before Luke can dwell too long on how he and Death switched bodies and how long he'd have to stay like this, he's greeted by a stray kitty. As he bends down to pet it, it's joined by another cat...and another...and soon he's been swarmed by several cats, all purring and rubbing against him.

While completely unexpected, he does love cats. So anyone passing by the park will see Death!Luke petting a swarm of kitties.]

[ooc note: All replies will come from [personal profile] dontfearthepuzzler ]
walking_nukebird: ([Panic/Horrified])

[Park]

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-13 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Balin has never actually seen Death before in Mayfield. So don't mind "Utsuho" if "she" just gives you a deer-in-the-headlight look upon seeing you in the park.]
dontfearthepuzzler: (Happy)

[Park]

[personal profile] dontfearthepuzzler 2012-04-13 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh that look is probably the same one Luke gave to the real Death, but he seems pretty oblivious to Balin's panic as he continues petting kitties.]

OH, HELLO THERE.
walking_nukebird: ([Stunned/Disbelief])

[Park]

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
I—uh ...

Are you supposed to be the Grim Reaper—?

[As Utsuho, Balin's Philidelphian accent is a lot less pronounced.]
dontfearthepuzzler: (Sheepish)

[Park]

[personal profile] dontfearthepuzzler 2012-04-13 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
ER, SORT OF.

...YOU WOULDN'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU I WAS REALLY A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY, WOULD YOU?
walking_nukebird: ([Thinking/Concerned])

[Park]

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-13 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[... Oh, jeez. How many people did the town scramble like this?!]

No, I would. I mean, this—I'm not supposed to be a ... whatever the hell I am right now. Demon bird-thing.

["Utsuho" points to herself while "her" wings twitch and flap awkwardly to punctuate that statement.]
dontfearthepuzzler: <user name="themadmaiden"> (This reminds me of a puzzle)

[Park]

[personal profile] dontfearthepuzzler 2012-04-13 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
WHO ARE YOU REALLY THEN?
walking_nukebird: ([Confused/Embarrassed])

[Park]

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-13 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever heard of a guy named Balin Wilbur?
walking_nukebird: ([Normal])

[Park]

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-13 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's who I normally am.

[A beat passes, and "Utsuho" fidgets.]

Jeez, this feels so weird ... this is why I never wanted to be a Spy ...
dontfearthepuzzler: (This doesn't remind me of a puzzle)

[Park]

[personal profile] dontfearthepuzzler 2012-04-13 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I DON'T HAVE SKIN ANYMORE.
walking_nukebird: ([Cringe/Looking Back])

[Park]

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-13 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but at least it's all you, right? I mean, you're the only ... consciousness in it, I guess?

[And as "she" says that, the cat's eye-like jewel on "Utsuho's" chest suddenly shifts to focus on "Death." It causes "her" to wince.]
dontfearthepuzzler: <user name="themadmaiden"> (Hmm)

[Park]

[personal profile] dontfearthepuzzler 2012-04-13 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
ER, YOU MEAN THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE IN THERE?
walking_nukebird: ([Stunned/Disbelief])

[Park]

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-13 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Someone this chick ate.
walking_nukebird: ([Thinking/Concerned])

[Park]

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-14 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's what people told me, she swallowed this divine crow called the Yatagarasu.

And, well, um ... it's been talking in my head.