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[werejew]

Hello, Mayfield girls ages 11 to 13, have I got the deal of the fucking century for you!

So, basically, I have this adorable little friend who I won't name but his name's Luke, and during that time with the weird fucking flowers, I was a total bitch and rejected his love because he is A. super tiny and B. a boy. But I still felt totally bad about it. SO, to make up for breaking his little baby heart, I've decided to do the right thing and find him a cute little girl to fill the void I left in his soul. It's gonna be hard, but I'm just so nice I don't even care.

To qualify, you must be in that age range, a girl, be adorable, and like puzzles and riddles and other nerdy shit like that. Having a bangin' ass would be a plus. Reply now because he is going fast!

Comments

[madanomadamada]

[ So, he's not a girl or anything, but something struck a nerve there. ] What's wrong with being short?

[werejew]

Everything. [6'4"]

[madanomadamada]

It's not like people can help if they're short. [ Can you hear his pout? ]

[werejew]

Probably, but I don't really care!

Besides, it's less the short thing and more like he's, y'know. Ten years old.

[madanomadamada]

So what would you have done if he was older? Still woulda turned him down just cuz he's short? Besides, does he even care about things like that?

[werejew]

Well, even if he was older, I still would've turned him down because I'm a fucking lesbian.

So that argument's pretty shot.

[madanomadamada]

Huh. Got a point in that I guess. But would you turn down anyone just cuz they're short, even if it's a woman?

[ Yeah he's stuck on that issue, okay? ]

[werejew]

My girlfriend's pretty tiny... [at, y'know. 5'8".]

[madanomadamada]

How short's 'pretty tiny'? [ That's not even close to short! Ryoma's barely passed 150! ]

[werejew]

Does it really fucking matter that much?