3rd Miauen

[selfobservation]

 [Action - All around town]

[A certain catboy is up to his usual routine, walking--or teleporting--around looking for mischief.

What one is likely to notice, though, is that today Schrodinger is wearing a Hitler Youth uniform. If people didn't know he was a Nazi before, it should be obvious now.

He's likely to approach anyone he sees and give them a friendly greeting.]

[Phone]

It has come to my attention that many of you seem to have great difficulty understanding the Schrodinger's cat thought experiment. I'm almost starting to get bored of explaining it! [Except not really, because he's found that the results of trying to explain it to people in Mayfield are often hilarious.]

So, let me ask...how many of you are already familiar with it? 

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Phone

[monk_of_keyfu]

[You'd best be ready, because Key-Fu's come a-calling.]

I believe I am not familiar with juicing the kitten of shoddy bells!

Phone

[selfobservation]

Uh...could you rephrase that, perhaps?

[monk_of_keyfu]

My good lad, I refer to the fling of feline fancy of which you speak!

[selfobservation]

...What about it?

[monk_of_keyfu]

Its meaning is shrouded in the mires of mystery!

[selfobservation]

So you're saying you...don't understand it?

[monk_of_keyfu]

Harken!

[There's a brief burst of commotion on the other end of the line ... Key-Fu is now standing on one foot in an awkward martial arts kata. While still talking on the phone.]

One must first prance upon the land of knowledge to understand its lay! I have only begun this journey!

[selfobservation]

[Okay, jumping back into troll mode.]

Do you think it's an important journey?

[monk_of_keyfu]

Truly knowledge is a keg of kittenish kefir!

[selfobservation]

...Um...yes. I see.

[monk_of_keyfu]

Reagle me with your two scoops of brass tacks, that we may bake an erudite éclair!

[selfobservation]

...Come again?!

[monk_of_keyfu]

I request that you pop a recap! Tell me the tale of the tailor's pet!

[selfobservation]

He's not a tailor's pet...

Poor Schrodinger XD

[monk_of_keyfu]

How curious! Truly this experiment is a rube's cube of rhetoric!