Hey, can't let my "wife" do all the work around here.

[He walks up the stove and slams the chair down on top of it, turning the chair into broken pieces.]

I'll renovate your ass! Always did want to say that.

[Then, he turns the stove up to maximum, grabs the cooking oil, and upends the entire container on the burning stove. In a couple minutes, a conflagration will start devouring the kitchen counter.]