[see this is why you two are stuck with each other, the footing is equally terrible there.

he also holds a hand up at that because this is edging into "too hideous to handle" territory.]

No need for last names here, thank you. [he has weird issues with names and titles okay] As for specific tasks, we would have to take time to create something from scratch for the two of you, since we're already well aware of your competence. Giving you the same test as an average human would make us unfair judges. [translation: they're probably going to throw saucers and crumpled paper at other contestants and turn it into a game of darts and pick-up sticks at the same time, but Ciel and Merem get a pass for being... themselves.]