[He'll blink at that laugh, but Keith has had a lot of practice at riding out awkward situations. She wasn't the first vampire he'd met here, or his reaction would be pretty different.]

A-are you?

[Playing it cool, playing it cool.]

That explains this morning, then!

[Oh hahaha!]

I'm a police officer in Mayfield! I wonder why you woke up here. . . does this mean you live here now?