You did? [She gives him a look that makes it quite clear she somehow forgot this important detail. Her stress and sleeping habits eat holes in her memory and it frustrates her, especially in moments like this.]

Okay, no, see. Here's the thing. This is nothing like the possessions I'm used to, at least not quite. Doesn't this seem more like a technical failure? Like this is more like a series of programming errors? Suddenly I'm starting to wonder if this isn't all some bizarre virtual simulation or something.