[Terezi takes a moment to pat herself on the back for her excellent trolling skills. literally pat, as in reach behind herself and tap her own back.

she helpfully speaks extra loud into the phone, hoping her voice will wake him.]

Oh, Equius, come on! It's not so bad. Gamz is so stupid he can't even tell the difference. Also, I am sure there is some human out there who will make out with you. Is that the problem?