[Remus squeezes his eyes shut and cackles trying to block the worst of it with his hands. Lemon juice and eyes were not a good combination, though he supposed the same could be said for flour. But the only thing crueler at that point would be...
Well, no one ever won a food war by being kind.
Remus stumbled away from the counter and thrust his hands into the sink, scooping up two handfuls of water and aiming them for Lily's flour-caked hair.]
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Well, no one ever won a food war by being kind.
Remus stumbled away from the counter and thrust his hands into the sink, scooping up two handfuls of water and aiming them for Lily's flour-caked hair.]