kyrannical: (c'est une reine tueuse)
King Ky Kiske ([personal profile] kyrannical) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-08-11 07:06 pm
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[Phone]

Good morning. I know many of you are new in town, and may not be familiar with much of the technology here. If you aren't, please be careful when you leave the house; there are 'cars' [the quote around the word is audible] on the streets, and they can be very harmful in the event of a collision. Any healing abilities you may have back home are unfortunately gone, so please make sure you watch out for yourself, as much as that's possible in this town.

[The worst part is that he sounds completely earnest.]

[Action-- used car lot]

[There is a reason he's decided that he's a car expert, and that's because he's finally getting the hang of his job-- not the lying or anything like that, but at least how to talk about them and how to make them move.]

[He's showing off a car now, actually! And he drives it like a 16-year-old who just passed the written part of the test and has never actually been behind the wheel, but that doesn't stop him from getting out and patting the car like he just did something impressive.]


As you can see, it's a very--

[and then a spark jumps from his hand to the car and suddenly the whole thing is crackling with lightning]

...Ah.
bye_to_yer_head: (know what yoir dominatin' now? Bleedin')

[personal profile] bye_to_yer_head 2012-08-15 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
None taken.

Well, good luck around town then.
thenewnancydrew: (superior ♥ and you know I'm right)

[personal profile] thenewnancydrew 2012-08-16 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Just a couple of them being: ]

Don't think I can afford it right now. Plus, I have a car. I just have to wait for it to get here.

[ But waiting isn't a strong suit of hers. ]
jumpsinline: (It bears repeating)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-08-16 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't knooow.

I don't use the telephone a lot.
thenewnancydrew: (thinking ♥ i dont have a future figured)

[personal profile] thenewnancydrew 2012-08-17 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that's true. I don't know, though. It kind of feels like it'd be cheating. I'm awfully attached to my little bug.
bye_to_yer_head: (hand on hat)

[personal profile] bye_to_yer_head 2012-08-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Roight. Here's hopin'.

*And with that he hangs up. Time to go shoot arrows into fences or scowl at his neighbors or just be generally grumpy.*
jumpsinline: (Confusion)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-08-19 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think they had these back in Gensokyo eiiither.

...and I guess so. It's really easy.
thenewnancydrew: (easy ♥ didn't even put up a fight)

[personal profile] thenewnancydrew 2012-08-20 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Tell you what. If my car doesn't arrive in the next round of apology packages, then I'll start saving up to buy a new car.
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] taking all the stupid)

Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-08-20 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Steve gets out of the car like fuck, I have fucking heart problems are you trying to kill me. ]

...

That's not supposed to happen.
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] 5th time's a charm)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-08-20 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be fine, but I think we should get away from the car.

[ And uh, never let you drive again! ]

Have you... driven it before?
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] huh is that right)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-08-20 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good lord... ]

Do you have a license?

[ Because maybe that's it... No but seriously, aside from the fact that this guy can't drive and sets his cars on... lightning, you know, these cars are pretty nice. Similar to the cars back home, but even better! And slightly flashier.

Yeah, he totally actually wants this car. Maybe not. This particular car.
]
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] totes paying attention)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-08-20 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
A...

...You were probably assigned one from the town. Forget I said anything.

Do you want me to teach you how to drive?
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] got hit couldn't shake it)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-08-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I'll feel a lot better knowing you're safe on the road.
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] do you wanna beat up nazis?)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-08-20 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you just...

[ Nevermind, you know, he looks like he could be related to Thor or something, that'd make a lot of sense.

He climbs in the drivers side.
]

Okay, so the first thing you need to know is...

[ And then he goes on to talk about stuff idk how to drive man ]

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