kyrannical: (c'est une reine tueuse)
King Ky Kiske ([personal profile] kyrannical) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-08-11 07:06 pm
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[Phone]

Good morning. I know many of you are new in town, and may not be familiar with much of the technology here. If you aren't, please be careful when you leave the house; there are 'cars' [the quote around the word is audible] on the streets, and they can be very harmful in the event of a collision. Any healing abilities you may have back home are unfortunately gone, so please make sure you watch out for yourself, as much as that's possible in this town.

[The worst part is that he sounds completely earnest.]

[Action-- used car lot]

[There is a reason he's decided that he's a car expert, and that's because he's finally getting the hang of his job-- not the lying or anything like that, but at least how to talk about them and how to make them move.]

[He's showing off a car now, actually! And he drives it like a 16-year-old who just passed the written part of the test and has never actually been behind the wheel, but that doesn't stop him from getting out and patting the car like he just did something impressive.]


As you can see, it's a very--

[and then a spark jumps from his hand to the car and suddenly the whole thing is crackling with lightning]

...Ah.
bye_to_yer_head: (phone)

[personal profile] bye_to_yer_head 2012-08-13 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I should count myself lucky that this ain't that far off from me timewise.

What'd you 'ave instead of cars?
pasodoble: » matador (✦ general ✦ amigas tortugas)

Phone,

[personal profile] pasodoble 2012-08-13 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
( Well, Spain already knew that but he doesn't mind the reminder, )

Ah, thank you for the warning, sir.
bye_to_yer_head: (smirk)

[personal profile] bye_to_yer_head 2012-08-13 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It ain't. But at least I didn't spend my first day here running around wonderin' what everything was.

Air ships? You mean loike planes?
bye_to_yer_head: (c'mon dad)

[personal profile] bye_to_yer_head 2012-08-13 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hn. Guess it don't matter since ya ain't there anymore.

Yeah, Mayfield is full 'f helpful people.

*Yeah, not real helpful generally.*
jumpsinline: (Just stretching)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-08-13 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. [ Darn. She could have solved some problems if she just knew who was in control. ]

I guess I'm getting used to it, but it's still inconveeenient a lot of times.
thenewnancydrew: (uh-huh. ♥ i won't even bother)

[personal profile] thenewnancydrew 2012-08-14 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
You think? That's not very reassuring.
bye_to_yer_head: (hiding)

[personal profile] bye_to_yer_head 2012-08-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ya won't remember this place anyway so it don't make a difference.

We'd still be here, that's where.

*Well isn't he just Mr. Cheerful.*
pasodoble: » matador (IMPERIO ☣ Do you love God?)

[personal profile] pasodoble 2012-08-14 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
( Then, he's glad to help then! Even if he isn't really new here but oh well no one has to know that. )

Mhmm, how true! Have you been here for long, my friend?
bye_to_yer_head: (not even listening)

[personal profile] bye_to_yer_head 2012-08-14 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Ya don't remember none 'f this place when ya go home. Not that'd you'd really want to remember any of this.
jumpsinline: (It bears repeating)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-08-14 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Youuu said it! [ Literally. He said so. ]

...who're you? [ Yoshika, this is what you ask at the START. ]
bye_to_yer_head: (ominous)

[personal profile] bye_to_yer_head 2012-08-14 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm well aware.
bye_to_yer_head: (Eugh)

[personal profile] bye_to_yer_head 2012-08-14 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hn. Ya don't gotta be sorry. It ain't your fault we're stuck in some troppo town with no way out.

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