[There's a rather purple-looking lady in silver-white armor out on her daily jog, and she's rapidly coming to realize that there's something flying over her. Which is really starting to weird her out, because shadows that large swooping overhead have been, in her GUARDIANS experience, things that tend to want to cause her harm.

When it finally comes swooping in she stops short, exclaims in shock, and hauls her photon saber out from apparently nowhere. One moment her hand is empty, the next it has a glowy-green sword in it, brandished defensively.]

W-what?

[Oh. It's not attacking?]

This... this is Mayfield. Which is a town on Earth... although it's probably a simulation of a town on Earth. You're new... aren't you?