[good news! his arms, being the absurdly long toothpicks they are, get the job done. she falls onto him and he catches her; clumsily, mind you, but he makes it work regardless.
the bad news? he ends up falling, too. he's a good enough cushion that she shouldn't be gravely injured much less hurt too much by the impact, but if that doesn't suffice, the mounds of garbage around them should.]
Owww... [he takes a deep breath and sputters on the disgusting air.] We're still alive, right? Is that the smell of success?
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the bad news? he ends up falling, too. he's a good enough cushion that she shouldn't be gravely injured much less hurt too much by the impact, but if that doesn't suffice, the mounds of garbage around them should.]
Owww... [he takes a deep breath and sputters on the disgusting air.] We're still alive, right? Is that the smell of success?