[clearly the next logical step is to hold butler auditions]
A world so set in its ways will struggle to become less rude now, but even a small show of effort would be nice. [shakes his head... but his expression grows a little more serious after that.] In essence, over the course of March a year ago, dear Lucy played a supposed April Fool's prank on the town in which it was revealed that generators running on the drones were the source of power for this place. Most people brushed the entire thing off because it was getting quite ridiculous toward the end, but that part in particular might have some merit to it.
[they will need to form that too, while they're at it. the most productive cynical older-than-they-look vampires in town right here.] Ah, a good cup of tea does wonders for the mood, that much is true. Or fresh teacakes, or perhaps a fine wine. [fattydingdongs...] One must seek reprieves where they can in a world like this, though it's a tragedy that there are so little to be found.
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A world so set in its ways will struggle to become less rude now, but even a small show of effort would be nice. [shakes his head... but his expression grows a little more serious after that.] In essence, over the course of March a year ago, dear Lucy played a supposed April Fool's prank on the town in which it was revealed that generators running on the drones were the source of power for this place. Most people brushed the entire thing off because it was getting quite ridiculous toward the end, but that part in particular might have some merit to it.
[they will need to form that too, while they're at it. the most productive cynical older-than-they-look vampires in town right here.] Ah, a good cup of tea does wonders for the mood, that much is true. Or fresh teacakes, or perhaps a fine wine. [fattydingdongs...] One must seek reprieves where they can in a world like this, though it's a tragedy that there are so little to be found.