Thanks again for letting me have some! I've only really eaten pies myself, though I did accidentally fall face first into one before. I wasn't really trying to be funny, but everyone else seemed to think it was...

[Gumshoe takes the offered pie and has a seat, setting off the whoopie cushion, much to his surprise.]

Oh man! I'm so sorry, I swear that was the chair! I didn't break it, did I?!