It's not gross, ze. It's perfectly normal for girls to be attracted to other girls. We went over this when you were drunk, remember?

...and I say it because it's funny given the way she acts. I dunno if it's true and I sure as hell ain't gonna ask her if she does. But the evidence implies it and, well, I know she'll get overly defensive if someone ever accuses her of it.

It's not like I'm saying you've got a girlboner for her. [Though she kinda thinks so...]