[Okay, this is...not working. Perhaps if he wasn't fighting without any other powers...Hajime changes tactics. He could run, which would probably result in a naked invisible sword-wielding nut job chasing him back to what remains of his mostly-exploded house.

He's not above a little bit of acting to get out of a rather spotty situation (like he just did this morning with his not!wife), and, remembering the melodramatic way Cade was acting when he first encountered the guy, he will suddenly cry out as though in pain, grab his head with both hands, and fall over. Because he's going to try to pretend like he's under a terrible curse, and maybe with a little luck, use that story to get Cade out of the park and into some pants.]