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[hatesboys]

[ACTION: 625 Topper Street]

[It's a beautiful spring day in Mayfield, and a piercing scream like a thousand banshees dying fills the air of Topper Street and at least five of the surrounding roads.

Frances Fulbright has woken up in a strange bed--again-- and she is not at all happy about it.]

[PHONE]

Well, looks like I'm back in this stupid place again. I don't suppose any of ya idiots even remember who I am. [she thinks she's been gone for like. a month. it's more like a year and a half.]

Comments

[phone]

[battymadam]

Oh my, was that you screaming this morning?

[hatesboys]

[Well, it's a woman... But an old woman, from the sound of it. Best to be on her guard.]

It wasn't that loud...

[battymadam]

Really? I thought it was a sonic boom at first! Hehe, must be my hearing aid.

[hatesboys]

Well, it's weird, wakin' up in a new room all of a sudden! I was right to scream!

[battymadam]

Nothing wrong with that! Sometimes I scream just to keep folks on their toes!

[hatesboys]

I yell 'cause people are stupid and don't know how to follow orders.

[battymadam]

[well that's unexpected.]

You have to give orders? To who?

[hatesboys]

To all the kids under me! I'm very highly ranked!

[battymadam]

Kids have ranks?

[seriously what.]

That doesn't sound very fun! You'll get gray hairs when you're 20 at that rate.

[hatesboys]

It's not supposed to be fun! It's hard work! [actually it's supposed to be fun she just sucks the fun out of life and replaces it with pain]

[battymadam]

How can this be?!

[hatesboys]

... What?

[battymadam]

They grow up so fast these days...

[hatesboys]

No we don't! [oh god that sounds horrific]