[Shirley looks back at the piece of paper she's holding and sure enough, the words are clear as day to her.]
It says, "Thank you for your completion of the Mayfield census! We're especially pleased this year with the number of enthusiastic applicants for this town's first ever Caper Campaign. Because of your exemplary history of devotion to Mayfield, you are one of the privileged few who have been selected to participate in this new program!"
[She goes on to read the rest of the note to him, although something curious happens when she tries to list the names of the people she's supposed to prank.
Her vocal chords stop working. No matter how hard she tries, she can't get any sound out.]
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[Shirley looks back at the piece of paper she's holding and sure enough, the words are clear as day to her.]
It says, "Thank you for your completion of the Mayfield census! We're especially pleased this year with the number of enthusiastic applicants for this town's first ever Caper Campaign. Because of your exemplary history of devotion to Mayfield, you are one of the privileged few who have been selected to participate in this new program!"
[She goes on to read the rest of the note to him, although something curious happens when she tries to list the names of the people she's supposed to prank.
Her vocal chords stop working. No matter how hard she tries, she can't get any sound out.]