Haw! College. I've never even stepped foot in one. Wisdom and education comes straight from experience and I've been getting my share toughing it out on the streets, one part-time job after another.

College, haw. Better to learn about life from sweat, bleed, and thrift instead of listening to some old fogey lecturing you.

[But a tall, young man who's trying to conquer the world from an subterranean lair inside the sewers? Even better.]