[Gumshoe is just out and about when he catches an odd sight. As strange as the getup is, he actually recognizes the person in it. It was that girl that tried drinking detergent that one time. Maybe he should check on them and make sure they're not going to do anything else dangerous.]

Hey there! What are you up- OW! owowowowowow!

[GLITTER! In his eyes! It is quite painful! How'd did that even happen, they're not even the same height!!]