[Hm... If Inara hangs around long enough, she might hear a mild commotion emanating from the exterior of the hardware store.]
Help! Help! I could use some help... a little assistance, even.
[Boy, is that... is this the way you call for help? He's never actually done it before -- it seems so... comic-book-y. Tony's not sure he enjoys it. He'd rather just fall over in a manly sort of way, in the general vicinity and sight-line of people who happen to able to help him, without having to actually ask for it. Preferably he falls right into the arms of a beautiful woman. ...Actually, he'd rather not need help at all. It's beneath him. Ick.]
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Help! Help! I could use some help... a little assistance, even.
[Boy, is that... is this the way you call for help? He's never actually done it before -- it seems so... comic-book-y. Tony's not sure he enjoys it. He'd rather just fall over in a manly sort of way, in the general vicinity and sight-line of people who happen to able to help him, without having to actually ask for it. Preferably he falls right into the arms of a beautiful woman.
...Actually, he'd rather not need help at all. It's beneath him. Ick.]