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mayfield_rpg2012-03-02 12:17 am
tsarcasm) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-03-02 12:17 am
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[ PHONE ]
[Good morning, Mayfield! You might be awoken by a recording on your answering machine. It seems to be half of an exceedingly pleasant conversation.]
Hello? Yes, I'd like to be connected to Paris, please?
What do you mean, you can't do that?
...I'm sorry, I must have misheard you. I could have sworn you were trying to tell me we're in America.
Okay, listen. Sure. I can accept the fact that maybe I did wake up in a complete stranger's bed. The photos of me with people I have definitely never seen before in my life? Well, I don't know. Creepy? Yes. But I mean, hey. If you have an explanation, I'm willing to consider it.
But trying to tell me that I somehow unknowingly traveled thousands of miles just like that and wound up in a completely different country? Sorry, but no. Nope! Not happening!
Look, this has got to be just some big mixup. You probably have the wrong person. Somewhere out there is a very confused girl who I'm sure would be happy to be in my shoes right now. Me, well, I kind of need to get home. I was in the middle of something important. So, if somebody could please direct me to the next ship back to France, I'd appreciate it. A lot.
[ ACTION | 1445 Mitchell Road ]
Ugh!
[In the middle of the living room, the house's newest resident slams down the phone in disgust.]
[Good morning, Mayfield! You might be awoken by a recording on your answering machine. It seems to be half of an exceedingly pleasant conversation.]
Hello? Yes, I'd like to be connected to Paris, please?
What do you mean, you can't do that?
...I'm sorry, I must have misheard you. I could have sworn you were trying to tell me we're in America.
Okay, listen. Sure. I can accept the fact that maybe I did wake up in a complete stranger's bed. The photos of me with people I have definitely never seen before in my life? Well, I don't know. Creepy? Yes. But I mean, hey. If you have an explanation, I'm willing to consider it.
But trying to tell me that I somehow unknowingly traveled thousands of miles just like that and wound up in a completely different country? Sorry, but no. Nope! Not happening!
Look, this has got to be just some big mixup. You probably have the wrong person. Somewhere out there is a very confused girl who I'm sure would be happy to be in my shoes right now. Me, well, I kind of need to get home. I was in the middle of something important. So, if somebody could please direct me to the next ship back to France, I'd appreciate it. A lot.
[ ACTION | 1445 Mitchell Road ]
Ugh!
[In the middle of the living room, the house's newest resident slams down the phone in disgust.]
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I am Ukraine.
My brother is Russia.
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My brother is Russia and my sister is Belarus.
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And yes. You were. It's not uncommon though. A lot of people have woken up here and been told they've been here before. Some people remember, some don't.