He treats Mayfield like his own never-ending battlefield. He'll claim it's because he loves war so much, but that isn't the case at all. [Caesar has all the irritated feelings on such a claim. Ugh. The Major is a serious loser.] He just loves bloodshed. He doesn't even do that much! He'll kill someone now and then, sure, or poke fun at everyone's morals, or how poorly they cope, or how fun the latest mess was.

That's all it takes! And everyone just lines up to give him all the attention he wants for it...