Ideally, City Hall is a place where records of the town's history would be kept, wouldn't it? So perhaps The Mayor or anyone else up there could look back and have a laugh? It could perhaps be a binder or a tome or even a child's journal; I'm not certain, but I can feel it.

If I can't take it with me during my escape, then I'll memorize everything I possibly can. If I find something, I will bring something back.