[She lets out an explosive, mirthless laugh.]

Well shoot, I really missed out, then! [She slaps her right thigh, feeling where the flesh dimples even through the layers of her ridiculous dress.] I could've switched this for a leg that actually works.

[Shaking her head at herself, she sobers up.]

I shouldn't make fun of it though, makes me sound like an ass. How bad was it? I mean, it's one thing for people to tell me about it, but did anyone get put back the way they should be or are they stuck like that?