25 June 2012 @ 11:58 am
04 ; best birthday ever  
[phone]

Uwaaaaah, is this how Mayfield's celebrating my birthday? With a whole carnival??

[conceited assumption much? well, this is Gumi. maybe someone should set her straight.]

[action ; carnival]

[wooooo birthday time. she's on her way to the carnival, her stag beetle (yes, stag beetle) flying in circles around her head. there'd better be a red carpet or some shit when she arrives!!!]

[action ; 1335 Benny]

[residents of the house will find an enormous pile of carrots on the kitchen table, and the fridge is overflowing with them too. Gumi's coming back in with another bag full of the vegetables.

IT'S HER BIRTHDAY DAMMIT SHE'LL DO WHATEVER SHE LIKES.]
 
 
29 April 2012 @ 11:53 am
03 ; time-warped after chopping my stag beetle  
[a : 1335 Benny Road]

[so there's a stag beetle flying around the house now. smack it with a newspaper, crush it with a book- nothing will work. this beetle's here to stay and can't be killed. SORRY GUYS.]

[b : action ; around town]

[so some of you may notice that green-headed Vocaloid standing somewhere around frantically uh... frantically karate-chopping a stag beetle in her hand? what.]

TIME TRAVEL!! WHY CAN'T I TIME TRAVEL?!?

[/chop chop chop chopchopchopchopchop]

[c : phone]

[eventually Gumi finally calmed down and realized that no, she won't be able to time travel out of this place. haaaah.]

Okay, hey, hey! I got a really important question and I'm open to any suggestions! What's a good name for a pet stag beetle?
 
 
02 April 2012 @ 08:55 pm
02 ; so about that vitamin A  
[action ; Around town]

[she's used to going along with whatever's happening without questioning anything, anyways. so Gumi is gathering whatever she needs for her pranks, which in this case, is a lot of carrots. so far she's only managed to get a large sackful. Pfffh, not nearly enough.

anyone who notices her can question what the hell she's doing with all those carrots. or prank her. Whichever works.]


prank for Perry the Platypus )

prank for Johnny Sfondi )

prank for Kreutzer Wilhelm XIII )

prank for Haruhi Suzumiya )

prank for Rainbow Dash )
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11 March 2012 @ 07:10 pm
01 | this wasn't part of the contract  
[ A | 1335 Benny Road ]

[WELL. of course this is a publicity stunt that was... not mentioned to her beforehand for whatever reason. therefore, Gumi decides to ham it up as much as she can, beginning with emitting a screeching sound somewhere between a scream and a wail.]

THERE'S SO MUCH I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO SEE AND DO-!!

[... should she have waited for the kidnappers to show up? eh, whatever. there were probably hidden cameras in the bedroom.

she hasn't even noticed she's a human now.]


[ B | Outside around town ]

[and then she finally noticed that she's no longer a robot.]

Why am I a human?! Why am I a human?! You can't do this to me! Or is that allowed. Point! I don't wanna be a human! Uwaaaaah!!

[or maybe she thinks this is just another PV setup and she's still hamming it up. ah, well.]