16 July 2012 @ 06:42 pm
A New Not!Wife! Oh, My!  
 Phone Call, Unlocked:

Hello?  I've got a problem, of a sort. Mayfield has given me a new Not!Wife, and I really ought to give her something that suits her as a welcome present. But I'm not entirely sure what. Does anyone have any good ideas of gifts to give Mistress Esme Weatherwax? I'd like to present her with some small token of my esteem to let her know she's welcome at 1126 Taylor. Does anyone out there know her well enough to have a few ideas?

Action (Closed, for Granny Weatherwax):

[Tarvek's been busy on the way home from work. He skulks and slinks as a proper trained Smoke Knight can, and waits till Granny Weatherwax is occupied upstairs. He then drifts in like mist on an evening lake. He locates a vase in the china cabinet in the dining room, and brings it into the kitchen. Once there he carefully arranges a full vase of daffodils and daisies with ferns to fill it out. He sets it at the place at the kitchen table that has already become Granny's. He then thinks again, glaring dubiously at You, the cat, and hunts up a huge enameled stock pot, which he upends over the flowers to protect them. He tucks a small envelope under the edge of the pot. When Granny Weatherwax opens it--if she does--it says only, "With respect and welcome, Prince Aaronev Tarvek Sturmvoraus," in really good, fancy copperplate script. Tarvek feels there are some standards he ought to live up to...and it's nice to have someone in the house besides drones. It's been a long time since he had a "real" not-wife.]]
 
 
08 June 2012 @ 10:25 pm
Witching 9: This is the best plan  
[Outside 1446 Mitchell]

[Granny opens the package with her name. A small white kitten hops out. Granny certainly doesn't smile at that, whatever are you talking about?]

Well. Come inside, You.

[Phone]

Let's all save ourselves a lot of trouble and agree that the past week never happened. Better all around.
 
 
04 March 2012 @ 07:51 pm
Witching 8: We will never speak of this again  
[Action: Around town]

[Broomsticks weren't really a thing in Granny's youth. However, she has one now. And with the effects of the candy, she's being a lot less suspicious of the contraption than usual.

But she's still rubbish at landings. So she's crashing into your front lawn. Probably into the shrubbery.]


[Action, Evening, Olney's Tavern]

[Granny seems to be quite enjoying herself. INdeed, she is... singing? Hopefully she has had a great deal to drink. Hopefully.]

You can with a grizzly if you give him a hug
Or with a bullfrog if you give him a bug
With a giraffe you can stand on a chair
BUT THE HEDGEHOG CAN NEVER BE...
 
 
13 February 2012 @ 10:12 pm
 
[Action: 1446 Mitchell]

[Granny eyes the flowers she definitely didn't set out suspiciously. It looks... much like the way she eyes anything else that appears from nowhere in the town]

Foofera. Don't need it.


[Action: Around Mayfield]

[Granny had managed to avoid the effects of the flowers through the school day. BUt of course, there were bushes on the way home, weren't there? Naturally, she managed to come across the mint.]

Hello there, ain't ye a fine lookin' one.
 
 
05 February 2012 @ 07:17 pm
Witching 7  
[Phone]

Any of ye fools insistin' on breakin' things better not include each other in that. Any of ye need patchin' up after, come by 1446 Mitchell. Ask fer Granny.

If yer real bad off I kin come lookin' for ye, but it's better keepin' everything in one spot.

[1446 Mitchell]

[Anyone needing assistance will find Granny at home, true to her word.]