26 September 2012 @ 10:17 pm
Death Twenty Two | BEES MY GOD  
[A]

[Well school's back in session that means one thing. High school History class with the walking skeleton dressed in black who doesn't so much speak as the words appear in your head, sounding like gravestones falling over. Or you know, Death. He's also teaching you about the Discworld's history. Which is why you're now getting a talk on that time the world almost ended. There's been a few actually, this one is about the time the Sorcerer took over.]

AND THAT IS HOW THE END OF THE WORLD WAS STOPPED BY A MAN WITH HALF A BRICK IN A SOCK. AND IT ALSO STOPPED THE FOUR OF US FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH THE APORACLYPSE AND GET BACK TO KEEPING THE WORLD RUNNING. OR AT LEAST THE REST OF THEM DID AFTER THEY LEFT THE BAR.

NOW THEN. I WANT A WRITTEN ACCOUNT OF A TIME YOUR WORLD HAS COME IN DANGER OF ENDING. ADDITIONAL DRAWINGS WILL GET EXTRA POINTS. 


[And he'll be at his desk if you want to ask him any questions. Ignore the scythe leaning against the chalkboard behind him and the strange hour glass thing on his desk, it looks more like the glassblower had the hiccups when they made it.]

[B]

[Later on you can find an even stranger sight. ...if you thought that was possible after the above. There is beehive on the lawn of 308 Miller street. Death is tending to the bees. Yes he is wearing one of those funny hats. Yes he looks silly.

There is also a horse sitting on the front lawn. But that's probably less strange then the bone man with the bees.]

[C]

[Inside the house. Death is staring at what appears to be a collection of beads blocking the door. He's ...not really sure why they're there. But its distracted him from what he was going to do. So you can find him just looking at them. Rincewind the kitty is of course hiding under the stove from them. Because they moved and that is bad.]
 
 
26 April 2012 @ 01:35 pm
Death Twenty One: He has strange hobbies  
[ A. Death is standing at the mailbox, opening a package. He pulls out..........what appears to be an explosion of glass. Or something made by a glass blower with the hiccups. It's a very strange ...life-timer with the name "Rincewind" written on the bottom.]

WHAT AN ODD THING TO GET BACK. I WONDER IF THEY'LL SEND MY DESK NEXT.


[B. High School. Death is back to teaching Discworld history again. Pay no attention to the very strange paper-weight that looks like a glass-blowers nightmare.]

AND ON THE 25TH OF MAY THERE IS A HOLIDAY KNOWN AS THE "WEAR A LILAC IF YOU WERE THERE DAY". IT'S A RATHER SMALL HOLIDAY ONLY CELEBRATED IN ANKH-MORPORK. BY THE PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATED IN WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION OF THE GLORIOUS TWENTY-FIFTH OF MAY.
 
 
13 April 2012 @ 04:04 pm
Death Twenty: Suddenly a small child  
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Action for 726 Anderson )


[A. Luke is walking around town, doing a bit of jumping because he can't really see much.

B. Okay this is harder then it looks. Luke is picking himself up after walking into a tree in the park. Looks up to see a squirrel. Well that's strange, he can still understand it.]

No, I don't think this is very funny.

 
 
20 February 2012 @ 03:01 am
Death Nineteen: Somewhere on the Discworld the auditors are not pleased  
[Phone : FILTERED FROM SUSAN. SO VERY MUCH FILTERED FROM SUSAN.

Anyway, answer the phone, have a voice in your head.]

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE USED TO ....EMOTIONS......

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THE FEELINGS YOU HAVE ARE....I SUPPOSE THE WORD HERE WOULD BE ...ROMANTIC? I'M NOT QUITE CERTAIN. BUT YES. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THEY ARE?

AND WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IF YOU'RE NOT REALLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE ENOUGH....WELL HUMANITY TO BE HAVING ENOUGH EMOTIONS FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY THEM AS ....ROMANTIC, IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I'M NOT SURE IF ANY OF THAT EVEN MADE ANY SENSE.


[So yes. Death is very confused after the flowers have worn off and he realized that yes....there are some actual ...feelings. Feelings, what are feelings. Also.....action!

A. At Susan's house. Coming over to check up on the family.

B. At his own house. Trying to knit. Rincewind however has decided that yarn is not something he is afraid of ...anymore and is making it a little difficult.]