Egg Post Mk-XI

[destroytheblueone]

Action: 309 Miller Street

[Since the whole carnival thing, Dr. Eggman's kept to himself - mostly to busy himself working on his ravaged Egg Carrier and to ignore the world around him. He found out about the droned Shadow and he wasn't going to let that happen to him. No sirree.

At the moment, those who pass by his home would notice a few additions: a few a new set of robots, EggRobos, flying around as well as a large, robotic hedgehog making a few patrolling rounds across the yard.

Of course, with Mayfield going haywire, the various robots that run rampant across the house have started to phase through the house as a whole... and proceeded to get stuck in them.]

...oh, for crying out loud! I know you idiots are smarter than that!

[And there's the "good" doctor himself, just facepalming at it all.]

Comments

[on_bailes_strand]

[Connla can see the robots stuck in the house next door from his house. He phases out of his door so he can get a better look.]

I wonder what they are...

[destroytheblueone]

Augh, can't you numbskulls do anything right?! [He catches sight of the person watching him.]

And I'm guessing you're here to watch the sideshow?

[on_bailes_strand]

Are those your friends? Did they get stuck?

[destroytheblueone]

My creations, actually. And... yes, they are. This town's going nutty!

[on_bailes_strand]

But you can just walk through the walls now.

[To demonstrate, he walks up to the other house and puts his hand through a wall.]

[destroytheblueone]

That's how they got stuck in the first place!

[And as the good doctor tests it out himself on a wall, he finds himself getting stuck]

H-Hey! L-Leggo!

[on_bailes_strand]

[Connla tries to pull his hand out so he can help the man, but finds himself stuck fast too.]

[destroytheblueone]

And now we're BOTH stuck!

[And Eggman keeps tugging, propping a foot up on the wall so he can push off, to no avail.]

[on_bailes_strand]

...Your walls are sticky!

[destroytheblueone]

I can't help it if this stupid place wants to act like some sort of prankster!

[He grumbles and growls as he tries to pull his arm out once more.]

[on_bailes_strand]

[Connla takes a second to wonder if his magic can help him get his arm unstuck, but all it seems to do is to turn the wall soft around his arm.]

Oops.

[destroytheblueone]

Augh, this is getting us nowhe-- [And he's cut off as the affect takes hold and Eggman goes flying, crashing to the ground indignified.] AWUP!

[on_bailes_strand]

Sorry!

[Connla yanks his arm out of the now-soft wall and runs up to the fallen man.]

Are you alright?

[destroytheblueone]

Buh... I'll be fine... [He shakes his head as he starts to recover and he readjusts his specs.]

This place is falling apart at the seams!

[on_bailes_strand]

Does that mean it's going to tear apart and show pieces of other places?

[768mph]

[Now, normally, Sonic coming across this would make him just tumble over laughing. But, considering he's fallen through a few doors himself today, he's not. Well...that and Mecha Sonic being here.]

I'm sure they're just as confused as everyone else.

[He can't take his eyes off the metal doppleganger of himself.]

[destroytheblueone]

This entire city has lost its mi-- [He blinks as he finally takes notice of Sonic himself.] Ah-ha! At last! Mecha Sonic, drive this pest away!

[And the robot would do so... if half its body wasn't lodged into the wall.]

Uh... erm... g-give me a second, he'll be ready to pull himself out and we can do what we normally do!

[768mph]

You'd think the town would be mean and send you Metal instead.

[He will smirk a bit...and start tapping his foot.]

I'm waaaaitttinngggg...

[destroytheblueone]

Mecha! I order you to free yourself this instant!

[And at that point, the robot turns on its thrusters at full blast... just as the affect takes hold again and sends it flying right past the two of them and down the street and over the horizon.]

...I really hate this place.

[768mph]

[Sonic leans over, hand fanned out from his forehead, grinning.]

Heh. No wonder you only used that guy once.

[destroytheblueone]

...and now I remember, too. [And he can't help but face palm himself.]

This day just can't get any worse!

[768mph]

Don't worry Eggman. You haven't fallen through the ground yet. And believe it or not, that's not a fat joke.

[destroytheblueone]

Don't jinx it, hedgehog! Knowing our luck, it won't be the floor - it'll be the ground!

[768mph]

Oh please. I'm not the one here with the bad luck.

[Though...say that to the hammock he fell through.]