mayfield_rpg | Happy April Fools day~

[Prank 1- For Sin]

[Teddie's brilliant plan here was to sneak into Sin's house and replace his shampoo with red hair dye. Tragically, he won't know if this worked until he checks on him tomorrow. So here he is, lingering near Sin's house the next day.]

[Prank 2- For Hajime]

[This one is complicated, and Teddie is pretty proud of it. He's snuck into Hajime's house and unplugged the refrigerator. Then hurried back home so he can call Hajime on the phone.]

Helloooo, is your refrigerator running?

[Prank 3- for Gumshoe]

[Teddie is out of creative ideas, so he's just going to ring the doorbell and then run away. About 5 times in a row. The catch is that every other time he does it, he'll be wearing his bear suit.]
[Pranks 4 and 5- for Rin and Vita]

[They are lovely ladies and thus will not be pranked, no matter what his dumb list said. Instead, they will be approached with a charming smile.]

Hello, beautiful~ Wanna go to the diner and get a milkshake with me?

[And if anyone out there has a prank to pull on Teddie, feel free to tag here for that as well.]

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[A blink of surprise when Rin is approached by the fairly handsome guy.]

Uh... really? This isn't a prank is it?

Huh? Prank?

[He thinks for a second.]

Oh! you mean that list thing? Yeah, you were on there, but you're really cute. So I'd rather go out with you instead~

I uh... [Oh wow, she had never gotten a DATE before. What does she do in this situation?

Oh right, accept.]

S-sure! If you don't mind!

Really? Great!

[Huh, he's more used to girls saying no]

Let's go~

R-right now? Okay. [She's not too sure if this is a prank but a date? Oh my...]

Where are we headed?

The diner first. We can get milkshakes and then... um, do you like bowling? We could do that!

I've bowled before. So this sounds pretty good. Let's go then.

I've been there a couple times! It's fun~

[They're hitting up the diner first.]

So what's your favorite milkshake flavor? I like strawberry~

I'm a fan of chocolate actually. It tastes good, though the strawberry sounds good too.

One time I tried to get the guy to give me all the flavors at once, but he wouldn't do it.

How many flavors do they have there right now?

Not that many. Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, that minty green kind, the kind with the sweet crunchy things in it, and rocky road. But I think they'll only make milkshakes out of the first three...

They all sound good at least. Even if the last three would probably be some kind of ice cream cup or cone.

Yeah, I get the one with the crunchy things in it all the time~

Is it like chocolate or nuts in the shake?

No, this kind they only put on the cones. And I don't know what they are, just sweet little crunchy things.

Ah I see. That makes sense.

[Luckily for Teddie, Hajime hasn't been living with humans nearly long enough to recognize this prank call for what it is. He has no idea why this question seems so significant to the caller.]

I would assume so...

[But now this is going to drive him crazy, so, yanking on the phone cord so he can stick his head into the kitchen, he's going to check...and surprise, surprise, it's not.]

No. No, it's not.

[Well, now Hajime just sounds confused.]

Haha! Well then you'd better go out and.... wait....

No, that's not it....

[Hmm, joke kind of doesn't work now....]

You better..... plug it back in?

[Teddie is not good at this.]

[Hajime is STILL confused. He sets the handset down, goes to inspect the fridge, and plugs it back in. How did this happen?]

...how did you know it's unplugged?

[And now he's suspicious on top of that confusion!]

Uhhh.....

[Quick Teddie, think fast!]

Magic!

Magic. To unplug a fridge.

[Yes, he so sounds like he believes that. There is a long pause.]

Who is this, anyway?

[If nothing else, you're still confusing him, Teddie, even if he sounds as suspicious as all get-out.]

[Yeah he is so bad at this.]

Umm.... no one.

Just making sure your household appliances are, uh, up to code.

Up to code. Sure.

[Hajime's not so confused anymore and realizes this is a prank. He also thinks it's a far more involved prank than what Teddie's actually pulling.]

...so what else have you sabotaged?

[Hajime's looking around the rest of the kitchen as best the phone cord will let him. Yep, he's all paranoid now, and he'll be going through the house to check everything. Twice. Teddie, you may have noticed an unfamiliar wallet appearing somewhere nearby. Hajime's going to be missing that...]

Sabotaged? Er, no I was just.... um...

Bye!

[He's hanging up quickly before the guy finds out who he is somehow.]

Hey...hey!

[Too late, whoever it was has already hung up. Probably for the best, in Teddie's case. Hajime slams the receiver down and grumpily sets about the business of making sure nothing else has been messed with.]

Happy April Fools day~

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