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action, at your house! (... at like 6 o'clock in the morning...)

[ finding out she's mysteriously been drafted into the girl scouts wasn't too big a deal... until Platina learned about ~badges~. gotta collect them all!! so far she's been training hard and making some good progress except for one: the community service badge. so that's why she's going around to random houses around the neighborhood to ask you, the community, how she can help! note: i know like nothing about how the girl scouts work haha

and yes she's knocking on your door at the break of dawn because that's how she rolls. don't worry, she also has cookies to go with your freshly delivered milk :9 ]

action, at the park/elementary school.

[ after her busy morning she'll just be sitting on a bench making some very clumsy knitting for her embroidery badge... man, this stuff is hard. point out how bad she is and laugh at your leisure 8|b ]

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[thecoolexec]

[Tony, shirtless and tired, blearily tramps down the stairs at the sound of the despicable knocking at this early of an hour. He trips down the last couple of stairs, staggering and clutching at the banister just in time to stay on his feet. Grumbling loudly, he swings the door open.]

.........A young girl with a cheerful expression waking me at six in the morning in the middle of 50's artificial suburbia and a hangover.
...We meet again, Satan.

[acuity]

[ OH RIGHT people are still normally asleep at this time... she falters a little but then tries smiling even more brightly to make up for it?! ]

Oh... I'm sorry if I woke you. I'm Platina Berlitz, a member of the Mayfield Girls Scouts branch. Would you be interested in buying cookies?

[thecoolexec]

Girl scout cookies. You're here to sell... girl scout cookies.

...In Mayfield.

...At 5 AM.

...To me, is I guess the last ellipses statement I needed to add to finish the sentence.

[acuity]

... Yes, that's what I'm trying to do.

[ c-cautiously checking her watch. ]

Although... it's actually 6 AM at the moment, sir.

[thecoolexec]

[...God, has it been an hour already? ...Wait, no, that's stupid, he was just wrong, never mind. Tony isn't in the mood for logic, patience or conversation. He glares down at the innocent preteen for a few seconds, then promptly reaches a hand up and pulls his heart out of his chest, holding it in his hand and exposing the circular pit in his chest to the wind. Then he growls at her for good measure.]

[acuity]

[ HOLY SHIT i don't have a traumatized-enough icon for this. she nearly trips over herself backing away and just stares in wide-eyed horror for a moment because seriously what just happen. ]

I--are you... are you okay?!

AH'M A BIG SCARY OGRREE! AH'M GONNA EAT YER!

[thecoolexec]

[Tony waves his arms around for added emphasis to his intimidation tactic and ow, sunlight is bright bellows.] NO! I'M NOT OKAY! I'M A MONSTER, DAMN IT! AND I'M ALSO CRAZY AS SHIT!
...AND I'M A TAURUS, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING THAT ALSO. NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I EAT YOU OR SOMETHING.

PLATINA used RUN AWAY!

[acuity]

[ OKAY DUDE the threat of being eaten is apparently enough to spook her off for now. Platina turns with a squeak and makes a run for it, totally leaving behind the small cart of cookies she'd brought with her. ENJOY YOUR SPOILS :9 ]

Re: PLATINA used RUN AWAY!

[thecoolexec]

[Tony snorts and watches her go, and then screws his metal heart back in and twitches a little as the electricity flows through him again. He turns to go, and then impulsively grabs a box of cookies and rips it open. He sniffs a cookie, then tosses it into his mouth and finds it pretty tasty.]

........ COME BACK AT A REASONABLE HOUR! These.... Aren't bad, actually, maybe i'll eat some for breakfast...